সোমবার, ৭ ডিসেম্বর, ২০০৯

Humble Jokes; rather, Story of Bangladeshis

When I think about my country, I try to think positively, as I am a positive person. Every bit of awfulness of this country ads wounds to my positivity. 


My sister, Tithi writes blogs and stuff too, and I've seen her patriotism. Not only her, a lot of person throws up their patriotism in front of me and I don't see why they do that. I love my country and the country only. People here has reached to a certain degree of demon and whatever their next initiative is, what they first think of is something awful.


Lets start of with some normal jokes here. Every one knows the talent(!) Bangladeshis have to make a fool out of themselves. For example, Bangladeshi commentators! I was watching the game between Bangladesh and Bhutan the other day and it's just sad. I mean, it's like they want us to make fun of them...it's like, "come criticize me, I'm begging you, please!!" I know how people can be khat and unsmart, but why do these types of people have to show their blessed gift in public television? It's not only humiliating but also PATHETIC. People like Chowdhury Jafarullah Sharafat and Khobakhs Mridha should be banned from speaking privately (not to mention publicly)!


Now let's turn our attention to the smart people. I know, I just asked smarter people to appear on public television. But do you know what the so-called smart people do in Bangladesh? They eat the country...simply eat it! Last night when I was in the train with one of my senior brothers, I heard a story of a person, obviously more smart than the previous ones. This guy took around tk 10 crore loan from a bank in order to make a company. What he did was invested around 1.5crore taka in it, by buying crap from all sorts of crappy places and created a make-believe company. After that, he declared himself bankrupted (not to mention after eating up 8.5crore tk) and asked the bank to salvage whatever it can from the company. According to the sweet law of ours, these types of guys cannot be penalized under legislative action because company and the person are two different human beings. 


Now a simple suggestion to eradicate both of these problems. First one, the people like Chowdhury Jafarullah Sharafat should be teaching in schools (not "kordomakto akash, meghacchonno math" type teaching) because they have a good pronunciation and can actually teach Bangladeshis how to talk in front of people. With the second types of people mentioned, they can actually use their demonistic talent to a better use. I'm not even going to utter these words because it's been said so many times. Let's just leave it this way, doggy tail never straightens.


So the next time, if anyone shows any patriotism to me, please let it be patriotism for our country only, not for the people. Because they've officially let us know that they are nothing but pieces of craps, solid craps.


Adios amigos.

৪টি মন্তব্য:

  1. A country is nothing without it's Citizens. Why r u criticizing them? Criticizing others is not a credit.Why don't you be the change that you want to see in others.

    And Patriotism is not a thing of showing !!!!

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  2. Firstly, What is a country without people!

    Secondly, Chowdhury Jafar Ullah Sharafat is a legendary commentator of Bangladesh. He seems to be khyat to you because you are smarter, you watch football of another culture, you listen to completely different people. So your mind is built up differently. But I saw from my childhood, when people knew no barca, no real madrid, they enjoyed his commentry more than the game on radio. Awesome power. Khali kotha diye manusher uttejonar climax e niye jaito shey. So don't comment on what you are not used to.

    Then that smart brother of yours is not a normal human of this country. You cannot judge everyone by him.

    Again, bad and good are all over the world. Can you tell a country who have the power enough to eat the world, but not actually eating it? Be political, neither positive, nor negative.

    Lastly, if you love your country, you need to always say that. Yes you need to show off. Because that strikes people. If Sheikh Mujib held his emotions inside, who would be inspired to fight for the country? How many? everyone? or just a handful?

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  3. @Tithipu... I understand our citizens, please don't misjudge at whom I'm pointing my fingers at. Ami ki shobai re dhoira gali martesi? Ami jader mara dorkar, tumio jare gali maro, tader kotha boltesi.


    @Moku bhai... Apnare amar bolar kisu nai. 20 bochor agey commentary ar ekhonkar commentary te onek difference ashse. Jafarullah Sharafat sheita bangladesh e na ene back dated e rekhe ditese. Eta obosshoi bhalo kisu na. I don't know how much BD people enjoyed his commentary 20 years ago, what I do know, no one's enjoying it now. Or even if some people are, most of them aren't. He should be thinking of the growing community that are actually trying to be smarter, shey shedike nojor na dia 30 bochor ager style dhoira rakhse, and YOU of all people are actually supporting this? emne desh agabe?

    Amar smart brother kisui kore nai, just ekta kahini bolse. Moku bhai, BD te manush bhalo kichu koruk, ami of course support korbo. But je jinish ta shobcheye beshi kortese, nirlojjer moto, shegula nia kisu bolbo na? amar next blogging idea chilo BD'r positive nie onek kisu bolar, but target market er ei obostha dekhe to kanna lagtese!! ki koite gelam, kare target korlam, kisu na buijhai chillano shuru korlo!! Bhai, if you really want to show your strike, show it to people i wrote against. Why showing off substandard styles that actually misjudges the culture of Bangladesh?

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  4. শোন, তুই বা তোর চারপাশের ছেলে মেয়েদের দিয়ে পুরো দেশটা দেখার চেষ্টা করিস না। ভুল হবে। তোদের মতো ইংলিশ সিরিয়াল দেখে না পুরো দেশের নতুনরা, তাই তারা মজা পায় কিনা তা তোর বলা ঠিক না।

    তোর কোনটা খ্যাত আর কোনটা স্মার্ট তা বোঝার বয়স হয়নি। একটু বুড়ো হ, তারপর বুঝবি। মন উদার করা মানে শুধু অন্য দেশের আধুনিক সংস্কৃতি গ্রহণ করা না, নিজে আধুনিক হয়েও নিজের পুরাতণ কে গ্রহন করাও উদারতা। অল্প শিক্ষিত, মুর্খ মানুষদের অপমান করিস না, তোর মত ভাগ্য দেশের কম মানুষ পায়। কোন কিছুই ব্যাকডেটেট না। আমরা পাশ্চাত্যের রীতিনীতি অনুসরন করছি বলে নিজেদের আগের গুলো ব্যাকডেটেট লাগছে। সেগুলো তাই নিজেদের পন্থায় নিজেদের উন্নত করতে পারছেনা।

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